I'm good at pretending to be a grownup, but am slowly realizing that grownups don't know much more than I do. I'm rarely satisfied. If I like you, I'm kind of mean to my closest friends about 40% of the time-- but I kid because I love! I'm prone to pouting, but I'll stop the second I get my way. I believe iceberg lettuce is a colossal waste of time, and will only eat salads that consist of romaine, butter lettuce, spinach, or arugula-- and I pick my way through those, too. I am probably the slowest eater you will ever have the pleasure of sharing a meal with, partly due to my compulsion to maintain sparkling conversation and partly because I enjoy the hell out of a good meal. I am going to be a librarian when I grow up.
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