Danger Panda's Page

Here lies Ming, a clever cat

I raised her from a pup.

Fifteen years ago we met,

I’ve been getting a copious amount of spam lately for a product called Mega Dick. This is ineffective advertising for two reasons. One, I do not own, nor have I ever desired to own, a penis. In fact, I don’t see how men can stand walking around with those things attached at such a tender juncture (really, it’s almost a form of slavery, don’t you think?). And two, because I’m just nerdy enough to look at the name “Mega Dick” and, for a delighted mom