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Name or Pseudonym:: Herb Urban

About Me:: Born Ffib Aborocop to Kurdish gypsies, I came to the states in my teens with the dream of forming a short lived power trio garage band. The Kurdish Gypsy Trio disbanded during try-outs, leading me to try my thigh mastery at another great passion, squatting.

A courageous survivor of crotch rot, I spend my off seasons lecturing youngsters on the tools of scrotal ignorance.

Far from being a one dimensional ex-jock, I possesses the 21 Jump Street cred and fading Richard Grieco good looks to bring the non-perishable goods. A financial whiz, I parlayed a meager parcel of land obtain through the Federal Squatter’s Right Act of 1892, to build an empire of Chicken-n-Waffle houses throughout the dirty South.

Blog:: www.herburban.com/

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Oct 28 2007

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Reflections on a Year of Blogging Dangerously

Fellow citizens, Madame Speaker, distinguished lurkers:

One year ago, I commissioned a bespectacled upstart by the name of Herban Elizabeth Urban to bring my messag…

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Posted by Herb Urban on November 23rd, 2007 at 3:04pm — No Comments (Add)

Making it Easier for the Natives

Don’t Leave Them Guessing Anymore, November 17, 2007

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Posted by Herb Urban on November 17th, 2007 at 8:27pm — No Comments (Add)

Pleated Pants: Worse than Adultery?

May the pleated bulge be with you!

Fellas, this is why we should let our wives do all our shopping for us. It seems, purchasing a pair of pleated pants is a high fashion crime and misdemeanor, punishable by endless ridicule and expletive fueled spousal rage. It is a verbal d…

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Posted by Herb Urban on November 2nd, 2007 at 12:00am — No Comments (Add)

Tuesdays with Fay: An Old Coot and Driving Lessons on Life

In the Spring of 2005 I bravely went few Urban male had gone before. Much belated in life, I began taking driving lessons from the “On The Defensive Driving School” at the spry age of 30 something.

My instructor was a gruff, nearly eighty year old, ex-military dude named Fay. Fay F0rd to be precise. Which only makes me think of the actress who portrayed…

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Posted by Herb Urban on November 1st, 2007 at 7:00am — No Comments (Add)

Meet Herb Urban

You have read my blog religiously for months, yet some of you have no idea who am I. My story is more than just a cautionary tale of one man’s quest to rediscover his Judaism in the foothills of rural Southern Idaho. Perhaps a brief biography introductory is in order.

When Peggy Sue and I got married, it was the happiest day of my life. We were to raise an organic pea patch in the mountains of Alaska, and tame wild boar. But that was one…

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Posted by Herb Urban on October 27th, 2007 at 2:29pm — No Comments (Add)

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At 7:41am on October 28th, 2007, Frances D Gonzalez said…: Thanks for the add Herb.
Just finished looking at the photos - love 'em.
Now for your blog - it's like pulling your chair to the best buffet ever.