Jenn and Ryan's Page

I’ve got it.
Oh my god.
This is it.
I’m so doing this.
This is what I’ve been waiting for.
Why didn’t I think of this before?
It’s so obvious.
This is the wave of the future.
This will be my ticket out.
This is the chance of a lifetime.
I’m totally doing this one.
For real this time.
This is THEE one.
[Angels sing a short burst of Handel’s <em>Messiah</em>]
I can’t believe it.
It’s so simple.
PLUS
So and so
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Hi friends.

First of all, huge love and thanks to all our awesomely supportive friends and family who emerge from behind the blog scenes every now and then to support our art with their hard earned cash. Even e-mails and comments mean the world to us, especially following huge existential
double panic attacks about EVERYTHING. We run circles around our circular cave, pulling our ever-grayer hair, wailing--What are we doing? Why can't we
function? Why can't we make money doing what we L

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Dear People Who Claim to Support Me and My Writing:

I am going to attend "Write-o-Rama" here in Seattle on June 7th and need to raise $45 to attend. I mean, they say at least $45, but I'm not trying to overachieve here. The money IS for a good cause, unlike Greenpeace or the Humane Society. Your donation helps
support Hugo House, one of the most badass writing centers--a place where I'd be taking classes every day if I had

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WHAT YOU ARE about TO READ is ONLY HYPOTHETICAL
and also it HAPPENED LAST WEEK.

2:30am. Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.

[Jenn shakes Ryan in his sleep as if she’s trying to start a fire from the friction created between Ryan and the bed.]

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