Robin's Page

Converse Bride

So I’ve decided everyone, I’m getting red converse for my wedding day. I’m not totally decided on if I am going to wear black and white striped socks or not yet.

So we buy a shitload of 41 cent stamps to make sure we have enough to send out the invitations. I figure, what are the chances they’ll change the price again before the wedding. Yep, it’s 42 cents now so we had to buy a bunch of 1 cent stamps and that’s just ugly to have to put both. Fuckers. It’s a conspiracy.

Why is it nobody can make an egg and cheese on an english muffin like Erik can?

Why do people like plain vodka martinis? To me they taste like pure vodka Give me a flirtini anyday.

Why do I still get popup ads from IE on my home computer when I don’t even use IE??

Why can’t I find my officiant? Do they disappear often? Should I put her on a milk carton?

Why is a bagel and cream cheese so fucking delicious?

Why haven’t I gotten my coffee yet?

Why don’t you love Weezer? What’s wrong with you?

Check out their new song

[See post to listen to audio]

Log in for my private life

This weekend is Erik’s bachelor party and I’m really excited for him. His brother has put together a night on the town in Boston and I’ve made sure not to tell Erik anything.

I just hope that all the guys lay off some of the extracurricular activities that Erik doesn’t tend to enjoy because I don’t want him inadvertently sitting on the sidelines. Erik is not one to complain though, he has a good time just about wherever he goes.

I of course assume there will be strip clubs, hookers, drugs and the occasional farm animal. That’s what all bachelor parties include right? Erik likes donkeys, maybe I should let them know that ahead of time. No point in getting sheep when it’s really not his thing.

So I’ll send Erik off into the wild with a pocket full of $1 and an extra pair of boxers. I’ll assume they bring him back to me with all his limbs and no mysterious ailments.

Enjoy!