My right turn signal hasn’t worked for some time now. It’s been looked at by a slew of mechanics and others and they have never been sure what’s going on.

Actually, I should clarify that it mostly doesn’t work except for those random times when it does work. I’ve tried attaching these spontaneous remissions to various things including humidity, the electromagnetic spectrum, and neutrinos.

My friend Ogre, who has spent a lifetime tinkering most