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OK, if you have issues with incontinence - either go empty your bladder or put on a pair of Depends… *waiting…whistling* Ya ready? A special thank you to Derfwad Manor for introducing me to this video. It makes my abs muscles seize-up every time I watch it.  As if that isn’t enough… You MUST watch this one too. [...]

I chose to wear a skirt today (nothing fancy, a sweatpant-material skirt). The weather people promised sun. But when I awoke this morning… no sun. ***Now, I have been faithfully applying my Jergens Natural Glow lotion (also clinically proven to firm skin! *sha-right*) to hide my pasty Pacific Northwest whiteness… I have been anticipating the day [...]

I use this: I have sewn… There was the awful 4-H-green and white dress I made when I was 10ish (for 4-H)… And there was that one stress-filled week before Halloween of ‘02 where I made my 3-year-old son an astronaut suit. Like he cared. He won’t remember my pain, but I do… I do… I [...]

since I got this nose ring. Really. The first place my nose (Nosie) and I visited was the very exciting Land of Polka Dots! Then we went to a theme park and I nearly lost my lunch on a roller coaster. This is scarier than getting a nose pierced! I. Am. Ridiculous. Being the [...]

ferrets. We had 2 ferrets before we had kids - Sport and Molly. Stinky animals - even though they were de-stinked. Anywho… We would find all sorts of treasures in and behind our couches, or tucked into the darkest recesses of our home. We had this one couch that had storage underneath - we’d find [...]