By now, we all know it's "excuse me while I kiss the sky" not "kiss this guy" and it's "there's a bad moon on the rise" not "there's a bathroom on the right", right? Share one or 2 of your own mis... Read More »

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NaBloPoMo ~ Q...

I couldn't decide which 'Q' to use, so I'll post both. Lucky you

Queso
Last night, I went to Cube with The Princess and the Debutante. Cube is this great cafe/marketplace in West Hollywood; and it's become our…

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Posted by Rissa on April 17th, 2008 at 9:36pm — No Comments (Add)

NaBloPoMo ~ J is for...

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NaBloPoMo - J is for...

juxtapose!
(feels like I should insert 'jazz hands' or something)

jux·ta·pose [juhk-stuh-pohz, juhk-stuh-pohz]

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Posted by Rissa on April 10th, 2008 at 6:44pm — No Comments (Add)

Letters: Shawty got low low low low low low low

Dear Bathroom Designers, Shower Installers and Toilet Manufacturers:

You are the reason I have such bad knees. You have also contributed to some mild back pain. I’m guessing it’s some sort of joke or conspiracy theory. Oooh! Maybe it’s retaliation. Perhaps jealousy. I’m not sure. I do know it’s widespread - it’s everywhere I go: Hawaii, Philadelphia, cruise ships, local hotels, Las Vegas (it’s rampant in Vegas), wo…

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Posted by Rissa on April 9th, 2008 at 2:37pm — 6 Comments (Add)

Miss Crankypants

I was quite annoyed by several *silly* things today:

headbands ~ Hilary Swank wears a headband in every scene of 'P.S. I Love You' and I was annoyed. I mean, headband in, bangs pulled forward and it's a hair-do? I don't think so. I am done with that. (Sidebar: the movie is fab! Gerard Butler AND Jeffrey Dean Morgan on the same screen is frickin brilliant!)
Gloria Allred ~ ugh. She bugs the crap outta me.
Christmas music ~ can you believe it's December 4th and I'

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Posted by Rissa on December 4th, 2007 at 5:23pm — No Comments (Add)

size matters ~ or, my day as a 6'2" geisha

By the time I turned 16, I was 6'2" tall. I told everyone I was 5'11" because a) it was tall, but not freakishly tall and b) I didn't know of any woman who was over 6' tall.

Along with being tall came the issue of shoes. *sigh* I'm a 12. Yeah, I know. My Mom & Grams used to tell me "If your feet were any smaller, you'd fall over." At the time, I'd have gladly fallen over. Over and over!…

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Posted by Rissa on December 3rd, 2007 at 3:13pm — 2 Comments (Add)

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At 3:55pm on April 10th, 2008, EscapeToThought said…: I enjoy reading your blogs, thanks for adding me as a friend!

At 11:37am on November 9th, 2007, Tattooed Mommie said…: First, I love the NaBlahBlah because I have to come to the website everytime to figure out if I'm getting NablaPoMo-Dah-Do-Ding thing right!
Second, I am seriously in awe of you, you in no way look even close to your age! Must give beauty advice!

At 9:43am on November 8th, 2007, Lys said…: NaBlahBlah??? *LOL*

At 8:59pm on November 3rd, 2007, Gunfighter said…: Hello, Rissa!

I see that you are a teacher... I am so glad to make your acquaintance! I'm a big fan of teachers.

I see we have a mutual pal in Greeblemonkey.