This year Mathew and I are happy to offer a prize for NaBloPoMo: a jar of my homemade raspberry jam. I even picked the raspberries myself, that's how fuckin' hardcore I am.

In case you're concerned about quality, I've won Best in Show and First, Second and Third Place for my jams and jellies at the Western Montana Fair.
Are those categories supposed to be capitalized? I'm not sure. Who cares? That just goes to show how good my jams are; anything they win deserves capital letters.
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