Playmobil Sets You Won't Find at Target This Christmas

from my pink toes

King Herod and the Baby Jesus Death Squad
Golgotha - Complete with Pre-and-Post Crucified Jesus (small holes in his hands allow him to pop on and off the plastic cross)
Christmas Shopping Smackdown - Contains: sharp-elbowed-red-eyed-laser-focus Mommy with lead handbag, bewildered-looking-stand-in-line-Daddy with Circuit City ad, stack of mystery "It-Toy"-of-the-year boxes, plastic credit card statement (in red), and Christmas-morning-unimpressed children