Sleepless in Seattle

My roommate and her boyfriend and I are flipping between college football and "Sleepless in Seattle".

For one, "Sleepless" is a creepy-assed movie. And I realize it's supposed to be all cutesy and shit, but holy shit, think about how that one breaks down:

• Guy's wife dies - guy moves family to Seattle. Guy is lonely.
• Guy's son calls into a talk radio show. Guy talks about how he's lonely. Guy receives mail from tons of chicks who want his nuts.
• Girl sends sap-assed letter, talking about "An Affeir To Remember."
• Girl FLIES TO SEATTLE. FROM BALTIMORE. And more or less stakes out his house. And watches him and his son.
• Girl realizes she is a stalker and returns to Baltimore and her BOYFRIEND.
• Guy's son orchestrates a meeting between Guy and Girl on the top of the Empire State Building. Guy finds this to be creepy and weird and references "Fatal Attraction". Guy's son flys to NYC so Guy will follow him there.
• Guy and Girl meet at the top of the building. Guy is happy to find that Girl is hot and not trying to kill him.

CREEPY. The girl is fucking CREEPY. And what's worse is that she KNOWS she's creepy.

Anyway, so we get to the part where the guy was telling his son about "Fatal Attraction" and TBS censored the line about how the movie scared the shit out of all guys everywhere. And roommate's boyfriend mentions this and then completes the line.

To which I respond:
"Know how I know you're gay? Because you're FINISHING the quotes from Sleepless in Seattle on a Saturday morning when there's college football on."