LOL...I had a neighbor who was like 4'11" in heels. When I met her, I thought she was like 20 and was probably trying to be an actress. Turns out she was like 36 and was a lawyer. A different neighbor, equally tall I thought was 16 and the daughter of another neighbor. She was 35. But I would see her head out every morning with a backpack. I couldn't get over that both of them were almost 10 years older than I was at the time.
This group was totally made for me. In fact, earlier today, I was sitting in my living room look at the 42" blank screen because I couldn't get online. I noticed my reflection and thought, "Wow fabooj, you're really, really, ridiculously good-looking like Zoolander hot and stuff." Who needs the internet when there's reflective thingies around?