Scout Parke-Lane's Page

My mother keeps an immaculate house. Laslow and I grew up in an almost-sterile environment. Mom could pick out a grey cat hair on grey carpet at fifty paces - and then ask us why we walked over it twenty times and didn’t pick it up. Dishes were always done immediately after dinner, every night. Windows were removed and washed three times a year. I was once sentenced to wash off flower pots (full of dirt an

Laslow and I are the children of a mechanically-minded man and his doily-mad wife. While crocheted items aren’t something we’ve ever been particularly fond of - brings us back to the days of our childhood, where we spent Saturday afternoons lifting up a billion doilies and dusting under each one before stretching out and properly replacing them - we do have a love of motor vehicles. If I had to hazard a guess as to why this happened, I’m go